FASHIONISTA | BALLERINA | MUAY THAI | SUPERHERO
I'm not very good at pick up lines. So do you mind. I'm at my wit's end. But let me take a crack at it, give it a twist and a bend. Hmm... Nope. Still ain't got none. All I do is stutter.
"I'm sweating like a fish!" "I'm so meaty like a cow...".
Me: Why don't you ask me to join your Euro trip. Rachael: You can't get out of the country maaa... Me: Huh. Can. London. Rachael: What. London is a country meh. Me: Oh, yeah.
Me: Isn't Hong Kong the capital of China. Rachael: Huh??. Au: HAHAHA Rachael: It's Beijing, maaa... WTF. Me: That's because you always think your Hong Kong is so super.
Au: So does Rachael speak Hong Kong. Me: HAHAHA Au: What. Why are you laughing. Me: No, nothing, yeah, she speaks Hong Kong HAHAHA.
My Muay Thai training is put on hold till this psycho stalker gets her restraining order. The police coming over tomorrow to get details on her. What a freak..
All we've got is love and it's enough for the both of us. Let them see, They don't know what they are talking about, They hate what they don't have, Let them be.
I'll brave anything for you..
There are some goodbyes you can't wait to say, some that are temporary and some that aren't meant to be because you were never meant to part..
Take it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap. - Peter Griffin, Family Guy.
"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?" - Robert Browning.
Because I don't know how things are going to be. And oh, the changes I will see. It's not to something to be feared, Long as I've got my thumping heart seared.
Wanting to say stomach and tummy at the same time it comes out as "stummy"..
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up..
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it..
Who decided that paper beats rock. Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. I think we know who'll win..
Who's Pete and why is it for his sake?.
If your relationship status says, "It's complicated" maybe you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single".
TEIAM, there, problem solved..
If one of my arms got injured, I'd still be able to physically damage whoever steps into the ring with the other arm and the rest of my weapons..
I've been looking for a boy like you - not you, but like you..
"Um.. I don't have any money, so I'm gonna have to pay for this comics with my poo." - Chris Griffin.
Christopher Robin is a boy and Piglet is actually a male. So Winnie the Pooh must be one lucky gay bastard..
Who woulda thunk it. That she'll be the innocent bystander foolish enough to stand in the way. And you being a train charging down a thousand miles and hour.
"Let's go see how much we're going for on Ebay!" - Hamm the piggy bank.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie The Pooh.
"I don't know if I can tolerate that much tolerance." - Hobbes.
That awkward moment when you wave and smile at a stranger who looks exactly like your friend at a distance..
"It's bad luck to eat an even number of cheese cubes." - Homer.
"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it." - Rafiki.
TOUCH A COW. I know it sounds strange, but really, I've always wanted to pet a cow. The black and white ones like you see on movies. Back home, they're all black or brown and proper unfit.
I'm going to come up with 23 missions to accomplish before the summer. It may be as ridiculous as possible or as easy as reciting ABC.
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?” - Calvin & Hobbes.
“Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.” - Calvin & Hobbes.
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. - Muhammad Ali (on the occasion of one of his retirements).
The mind has to be at peace, contained like the waters in the lake. Flowing like water down streams, rivers and into the ocean. When your thoughts trickle down it should be as clear as the morning...
It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence. - Mahatma Gandhi.
All the religions of the world, while they may differ in other respects, unitedly proclaim that nothing lives in this world but Truth. - Mahatma Gandhi.
“Beautiful girl, on top of the world. Don’t fall down, because an angel should never touch the ground.”.
There are some people who walk in their sleep. No, I'm not one of them. I kick, punch and elbow in my sleep. Not hard, just a quick slight twitch.
That awkward moment after you remembered something funny and burst out laughing on your own.
Even though we are light years apart, I'll still hold your heart. Don't go breaking mine, For I will crush and demolish thine. I'm just saying, my dear. I hope my words reaches you loud and clear!.
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find something out..
Far far away across the galaxy, An astronaut drove a yellow rocket taxi. An alien waved him to stop, Got into the taxi with a hop. "Where are you off to, my friend?" The astronaut smiled.
I can't deny it - I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together..
What is pain. Ain't no such thing. All there is is everything to gain..
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - "Ali's Quotes" on BBC Sport : Boxing (17 January 2007).
Under the influence of Elijah Mohammad — who preached that blacks should refuse to integrate with "white devils" — Ali made a point of dating only black women and lashed out at men and women who...
David Frost: What would you like people to think about you when you've gone. Muhammad Ali: I'd like for them to say: He took a few cups of love.
When I was young, my mom would scold me when I was naughty. I cried. She'd hit me whenever those little tears come out. "Why are you crying. I'm just scolding you.
The word "tired" "pain" and all their synonyms does not exist in my dictionary. Just alien nonsense. All there is now is discipline, persistence and perseverance..
1990 - Undoubtedly the best vintage of the decade. Viva la France. I think French wine is the best. Chateau Margaux, St. Emilions, Pauillac, St. Julien, Pomerol, Petrus, Lavit, Are my red superheroes.
A Lactose Fact: 90% of the Asian and South East Asian population are suffering from lactose intolerance. Wine and cheese should be an everyday staple. Sadly, my poor South East Asian tummy disagrees.
Just because no one else can do it doesn't mean that you can't do it too..
Because at the end of the day it's none of their business..
Baby, I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time And I gave you my all, now baby be mine - Ja Rule Feat. Ashanti.
I really wanna be with you (be with you) But I gotta be real with you (real with you) I can't leave you alone (lone) And I know I'm living wrong But I can't let you go You're the one I want in my...
In My arms In my mind all the time,. I wanna -. keep you right by my side till I die,. I'm gonna -. hold you down and make sure everything is right wit you. You can never go wrong if you.
Stewie: "I love you" Brian: "What!?" Stewie: "Nothing, I just said olive juice, Brian. Olive juice." - Family Guy.
There is no need to defend truth. The truth stands against the test of time. And if you believe that your faith is truth, then there is no need for you to defend it.
Unity in diversity, What is it to a nation's tainted purity.
His prediction of the Ali Vs. Liston fight: Clay comes out to meet Liston and Liston starts to retreat, if Liston goes back an inch farther he'll end up in a ringside seat.
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali.
The first puff made me cough. The second puff made me want another huff. The third puff made quitting tough. Stop puffing and just a glass or two of red isn't enough.
If a girl says don't worry about it, you'd better worry about it..
With an accent that lets you believe I speak exceptional English, I have a love affair with the Japanese language, a love and hate relationship with Mandarin, born into fluent Indonesian - Javanese...
It's not bragging if you can back it up. - Muhammad Ali.
Another thing worse than a nerd, is a nerd with a bonnet!.
"Are you lonely?" The wind whispers. "Does it seem like I am?" I asked. "Well, if you can hear my whispers you must be. Because that means you are alone.
The people who say they love rain and would pull off Gene Kelly's Singing in the Rain clearly have not yet been to Manchester..
May 19, 2012. Mark it in red on your calendar. 1 fight, 5 rounds, 1 minute each. Rock and roll, baby!.
... Girls, let me see your hands wave em at them bitches hating on you with their friends, girl you got it. Let em know that everything big, nail done, hair done, everything did. - Drake.
Claustrophobia - extreme or irrational fear of confined places. "Gasp. I can't. Gasp. I need to get out of here. Gasp. Everyone else is breathing the air, my air. Gasp, gasp gasp. The room is so...
Hold my hands, see my knuckles. See how they tell my story. See how my left is stronger than my right. Superman punch made to be my trademark since my first fight.
If you run down your hands on my shin, you can feel my bones lumpy with little bumps. That's everyday kicking punching bags, pads and sparring for you.
“Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength.” - Unknown.
Courage is not the absence of fear. It is doing what you are supposed to do regardless. Courage is not a loud bellowing roar.
Wai is an action of to show respect. Khru means teacher. Ram means dance in the old Thai traditional style. Muay means boxing.
Diamonds are forever, So is the glory of a Thai boxer. You told me I could go far. I'm your shooting star. Without you I'd hang up my gloves. The fighting game would be over.
My mother taught me to never stick my nose up too high, lest I trip over a small pebble and fall..
I guess the way to the top of the mountain is always a winding road. Keep climbing, there's always a mountain top waiting..
I'm the drunken mustard, Chugging till my words slurred. No, no beer, please, my dear. I only drink reds, whites and the bubbly. Oh, almost finished a bottle.
For you, for you, and only you. Let me, let me, let only me be the one to make it great. You know I know that you know I can and I will. I'm like a lioness going in for the kill.
It's intoxicating. So mind-blowing. What did you do. Some magic bibidi bobidi boo. The laws of nature I've defied. Even the great Sherlock Holmes wouldn't be able to solve such a polygamous mystery.
It's hard to beat a person that never gives up. - Babe Ruth.
Oops. My bad. Sorry I've taken a piece of yours. I've to admit, it's a shady move. I rained on your love parade and stolen your groove. Sorry for the many times he went missing.
This shit cray, ain't it Jay. - Kanye West.
I've learnt not to outsmart my common sense..
Ingredients: 4 Croissant Low fat butter 1 Organic egg 1 Cup of Milk 1/2 tsp Vanilla extract 1/4 tsp Orange blossom extract Chopped strawberries (any other berries, bananas or peaches will do) Maple...
Oh the thinks you can think, if only you try. I think of you often, I like you, that's why. - Dr. Seuss.
Sushi, nachos and toffee pudding will never ever be the same again. A glass of white goes down so sugary smooth. With you, with you, with you around, My inner epicure and cravings abound.
I said I was the greatest. I never said I was the smartest. - Muhammad Ali.
I think you've got me euphoric and love drunk. No doubt, that's better than okay. You make me feel safer than fort Knox. You warm me up good like a pair of comfy old socks. Haven't you heard.
What makes the world go round. Is it the to and fro, the stop and gos. But like everything else, it won't last. A thief to steal our time and dishonestly claim our space for its storage.
A day to celebrate. Remember the date. Let wine flow endlessly, Drink crazily. Trust me, it's magical, Partly nonsensical, Absolutely romantical, Not short of fantastical, A made up nautical musical.
Have you ever felt so young. Like a powerful immortal king. Have you ever felt so wild. Like a fearsome roaring viking. Have you ever felt so free.
Night night, Sleep tight. You better, Because its the last chapter. My words, My sharp swords. Your sweetness, Such gullible tenderness. What a child, Your touch nothing but mild.
Not that it's cold, Just to let you know it's getting old. The running around, The maybes and your fainting sound. I'm not one who minds to wait, But you know you're always late.
Beware, beware, The tortoise and the hare. The ninja turtle, The energiser bunny so evil. A battle of the century, A war from a different galaxy. Settle your debts, And place your bets.