sledpungo
Once, I got my homework marks and they looked like this: 0/10 What do you have to say about that? I wrote quietly: thanks, Bitch. Not actually true! ;)
A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff. Which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde stops to ask for directions.
Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. Numbers are insentient and are therefore incapable of fear.
Do you sometimes only read a review because it says 'spoilers' at the start, and then kick yourself for being so ignorant and stupid?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says 'why the long face?' To which the horse replies 'my wife is dying of terminal cancer'
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.
When I saw you, I fell in love, and you vomited because you knew.