A Funny Tale

@sleepydragon

The Day He Moved Out...

The day he moved out was terrible That evening she went through hell His absence wasn't the problem But the corkscrew had gone as well Anon Not sure who wrote this, but it always makes me smile.

@WhosHollister

Fishing.

Never knew there was a pond over here because someone's fishing for complements !!.

@PurdyGurl

The New Emergency Services Number

0118 999 881 999 119 7253 ~The IT Crowd~ (And yes I have learnt the song off by heart. ).

@georgiacollard

We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public!.

@tastetherainbow

Have You Ever?

Have You Ever Walked In To A Room,Intentionally To Do/Get Something,But Then Totally Forget, Then Walk Out The Room And Remember?.

@ClaireTilley

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do. We swim swim swim" -Dory .

@Karrollee

Eating Again?!

I just want to eat, Please let me eat, I must eat, I have to eat. I don't care about my diet, Nevermind the diet, Who cares about the diet, Screw the diet.

@tastetherainbow

Fly

If you want to learn how to fly, Simply throw yourself on the ground and miss.........