sludgecookie

Sorry for the bad language. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Today I got dumped. After 5 years together. Feeling pretty rotten right now. Feeling like a fucking failure. Wondering what makes me so inherently unlovable that no man wants me for l…

Shitbeans • Opuss № I

Dirk De Cock

Best Name Ever • Opuss № I

There are signs around my village that say, "there's no such thing as the dog poo fairy." Why did I immediately think of the tooth fairy, but gross?

Eww Fairy • Opuss № I

I think the best compliment from tonight has to be... "absolutely scrumptious." Second best.. "spot on." :)

Vintage Hair • Opuss № I

I really ought to stop reading non fiction before sleeping, dreams of The Hunger Games and Stephen Kings 22-11-63 are unsettling.

Book Dreams • Opuss № I

Had a really odd few days with really random smells, the other day the office smelled of fake Christmas tree, on the walk home I could smell rabbit poo and yesterday my dads car smelled of horse food.

Smells • Opuss № I

If anybody out there has a guaranteed cure for insomnia, that doesn't involve drugs, now would be a good time to mention it.

In The Dead Of Night • Opuss № I

I'm not entirely sure how or why, but I just applied for a job in Brno, Czech Republic.

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