Horse
Dad: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse I went to tescos and bought him some value beef burgers Me: here you go. :).
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smokie
I am a cat meow!!
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Ellija The Brave Youngun
My name is Ellija and I was 2 months when I died. In the middle of the African savannah in the heart of summer in the highest point of the drought. I was born.
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Cup Song
This isn't really a blog but what is with this cup song thingy cus I'm a cat and I haven't ever heard of a food bowl song.
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Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?. To get to the gays house. That wasn't funny was it?. Here's another knock knock Who's there. The chicken.
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Lick Lick Puppy
One night a lady who lived alone went to bed before she climbed into her bed she put her hand under her bed and let her dog lick her hand. She heard a dripping noise.
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Cats !!!!!
Two cats a French cat and an English cat decided to have a race across the English channel. The English cat was named onetwothree and the French cat was called undouxtrois.
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