Be Hippie...

@overskill

Dangerous Phrases

1. Why not... 2. It can't hurt if I only do it once... 3. It can't be bad if the others do it... Don't listen to these phrases under any circumstances!.

@TommyWalsh

According to Illinois state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American.".

@burgerboy

As a wise old man once said "friday,friday i got to get down on friday" :D.

@Stephen_J

Do You Often Laugh Last?

He who laughs last thinks slowest. ~ Unknown.

@subha_c

Sheldon's Quote

"I am encouraged to see how advanced your group has become...willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge".

@Clairabethy

Preparation

Preparation is the watchword of the prepared..

@pogohoudine

Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.'.

@ida_

Joey Tribbiani's ''how you doin' ?''.