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soljammanology

Words have power. It's where the term "spelling" came from...allegedly.

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T17:03:17

The Destitute Sock

Upon the floor I lay there crumpled scrunched into a ball. The carpet dust it duly parted as it broke my fall. A quick glimpse of a hairy navel, quicker than a whizz.

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T03:18:43

An Ode To Jibba Jabba

Around and round in circles, 360 degrees, my mind it talky horse shit....my defect disagrees. It's jibbba jabba 101, many brothers it shall please Entertained by flatulence and munchy on da cheese.

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T03:05:21

Insomnia

One foot on the throttle and one on the brake. I want to hog the midnight cake. Burn myself out, seeking self fame, wake up in 4 hours and do it again..

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T02:55:22

Meeting Old Friends

I bumped into my mate from school days last week and asked him how he's doing. "I prepare meals for drunks, drug addicts and hobos" "Oh so you work at a charity shelter then.

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T02:26:20

Counselling

"The means by which the mind is regressed back to childhood in order to make the dipshit therapist feel ok as they have there own underlying agenda".

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soljammanology
soljammanology
2012-04-17T01:27:27

The Psychologist

Psychologist "I am a wonderful intelligent human being with fascinating Freudian insights.

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