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sparkmixer

A Warrior Against the Forces of Stupidity. A Fight that Never Ends.

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sparkmixer
2012-06-06T14:10:20

What Is A Twerp?

The sound of a bird. A jerk. A control freak. The current liberal media. Denies Truth. Hell Bound. One who thinks himself or herself wise. Arrogant. Poser. Racist.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2012-05-28T15:52:13

Right Or Wrong?

Obama..

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sparkmixer
2012-05-28T15:51:44

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Physically and Mentally Healthy lazy person sitting around living off government handouts..

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sparkmixer
2012-05-28T14:12

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Drinking buttermilk from the carton..

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sparkmixer
2012-04-29T02:46:10

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Removing the classification of Pluto as a planet..

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sparkmixer
2012-04-28T13:50:05

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Having a social life that mimics Sodom and Gomorrah..

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sparkmixer
2012-04-16T04:50:06

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Forcefully squeezing a bottle of baby powder...and POOF...suddenly your face looks like a ghost..

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sparkmixer
2012-04-13T04:17:44

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Picking nose and driving..

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sparkmixer
2012-04-11T02:38:05

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Turning left in a right turn lane..

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2012-04-04T04:23:54

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Sticking Silly Putty in your ear to stop your wife's snoring from keeping you awake..

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sparkmixer
2012-03-31T13:16:11

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The current citizen's choice for U.S. President..

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sparkmixer
2012-03-31T04:37:29

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A school teacher telling parents that their children are doing well with the modified curriculum in school when they are actually behind the rest of the class..

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sparkmixer
2012-03-30T18:01:15

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Atheism..

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sparkmixer
2012-03-28T02:37:08

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Fornication..

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sparkmixer
2012-03-27T13:12:41

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Is it right to pay for the laziness of someone else?.

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sparkmixer
2012-01-06T20:03:43

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Knowing that "quietly" is a prompt for silence..

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-30T01:31:57

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Sliding on a slippery slope with slippers..

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sparkmixer
2011-12-28T17:02:12

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Standing in front of a refrigerator trying to look cool..

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sparkmixer
2011-12-27T03:56:14

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Eating a big hamburger with onions and horseradish, a serving of coleslaw, and getting a large root beer float refilled 3 times..

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-26T00:58:17

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Kicking the dog after she tears up the living room ottoman..

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sparkmixer
2011-12-23T02:00:46

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Crying because there is nobody who will play with me..

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sparkmixer
2011-12-22T18:57:24

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Eating chocolate in the snow..

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-22T03:40:35

Is It Right?

Is it right to be respectfully indignant?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-22T03:38:38

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to always be right?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-21T03:12:18

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to eat ice cream in a blizzard?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-21T01:56:36

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to say Merry Christmas?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-19T04:55:31

Is It Wrong!

Is it wrong to eat soup with a spork?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-17T06:09

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to disturb a snoring wife?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-16T21:54:49

Is It Wrong!

Is it wrong to spit into the wind?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-16T18:51:43

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to defy God?.

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sparkmixer
2011-12-16T17:32:08

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Is it wrong to lie?.

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sparkmixer
2011-12-15T03:41:25

Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to wish that someone would die?.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-14T18:25:22

Teacher Tip

Teachers are people who are focused on preparing you for the future. What you do with that future is your responsibility.

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-14T01:55:38

Stupid

Stupid. Born Stupid. Learned Stupid. Stayed Stupid. Died Stupid. Just Stupid..

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sparkmixer
sparkmixer
2011-12-13T01:28:41

WARPED REDUNDANCY

Warped. Warped. Warped. Warped. Warped..

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