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A Warrior Against the Forces of Stupidity. A Fight that Never Ends.

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What Is A Twerp?

The sound of a bird. A jerk. A control freak. The current liberal media. Denies Truth. Hell Bound. One who thinks himself or herself wise. Arrogant. Poser. Racist.

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Obama..

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Physically and Mentally Healthy lazy person sitting around living off government handouts..

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Drinking buttermilk from the carton..

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Removing the classification of Pluto as a planet..

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Having a social life that mimics Sodom and Gomorrah..

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Forcefully squeezing a bottle of baby powder...and POOF...suddenly your face looks like a ghost..

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Picking nose and driving..

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Turning left in a right turn lane..

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Sticking Silly Putty in your ear to stop your wife's snoring from keeping you awake..

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The current citizen's choice for U.S. President..

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A school teacher telling parents that their children are doing well with the modified curriculum in school when they are actually behind the rest of the class..

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Atheism..

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Fornication..

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Is it right to pay for the laziness of someone else?.

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Knowing that "quietly" is a prompt for silence..

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Sliding on a slippery slope with slippers..

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Standing in front of a refrigerator trying to look cool..

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Eating a big hamburger with onions and horseradish, a serving of coleslaw, and getting a large root beer float refilled 3 times..

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Kicking the dog after she tears up the living room ottoman..

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Crying because there is nobody who will play with me..

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Eating chocolate in the snow..

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Is It Right?

Is it right to be respectfully indignant?.

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Is it wrong to always be right?.

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Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to eat ice cream in a blizzard?.

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Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to say Merry Christmas?.

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Is It Wrong!

Is it wrong to eat soup with a spork?.

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Is it wrong to disturb a snoring wife?.

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Is it wrong to spit into the wind?.

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Is it wrong to defy God?.

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Is it wrong to lie?.

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Is It Wrong?

Is it wrong to wish that someone would die?.

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Teacher Tip

Teachers are people who are focused on preparing you for the future. What you do with that future is your responsibility.

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Stupid

Stupid. Born Stupid. Learned Stupid. Stayed Stupid. Died Stupid. Just Stupid..

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WARPED REDUNDANCY

Warped. Warped. Warped. Warped. Warped..

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