10 September 2012
...Feeling particularly Introspective today...
Bored, bored, bored Bored,bored, bored Bored, bored BORED! I tell you, being A dragon is absolutely Boring! You see there is Nothing to do but Lie in your cave All day, and there is Nothing you can Do about it.
Of course there is Always the option of going Out and ransacking the Local villages, but the folks don't Like it. Even if you Do stay away they often send White Knights In Shining Armour To "sort me out". Still, I am able to do the Opposite to their intentions.
It seems that just because You are Green and covered in Sharp scales you are a Monster. They almost Expect you to Fly over and destroy the local Village with one Breath of fire (It wasn't my fault that I Sneezed over their Town Hall) and they Lie in wait for the day you Capture a Damsel In Distress (Honestly, I saved the girl's Life - she was drowning in a Marshy Patch: I pulled her out and Took her back to my Cave for some Company. Darn the girl, she won't even Talk to me. I have serious thoughts about Returning Her In One Piece.)
Anyway, they also expect you to Hoard vast quantities of Gold in your Lair. Wrong! (I have Silver.) This (Of course) is Another reason they send those Knights.
Frankly annoying if you ask me.
Extracts From A Dragon's Diary • Opuss № I