2 March 2013

*In response to @yamaarashi 's "Funny Faint", here's my take on the story!*

So, here we were, doing Macbeth, I decided that the performance needed some zest, By showing another how to fall over, naturally, A very strange foreshadow of what was to be!

So I fall over, and collide with a locker, Elbow hits hard. Oh the pain! What a shocker! I struggle to my knees, and assure that I'm alright, Shuffle to a desk, but then I see a strange light...

My head feels compressed, and alarmingly tight, Then someone, somewhere, turns out the light, My world starts to swim, it splits into four, Then suddenly, somehow, I awake on the floor!

I still haven't forgotten what passed that day, I can't, even when I want to sweep the memory away!

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