28 January 2013
Finding Stuff To Do while Lounging in your cave can be A Hard Task... which, after a While can be extremely Boring.
Yes, I mined the Copper from underneath my Lair, and smelted it to make Bronze, then sold it for more Silver (I Still refuse to Conform To Type) And Yes, I did return That Annoying Little Princess Who, despite my Efforts, refused to Talk to me Point-Blank (And I did return her In One Piece. I'm not a Monster)
So.... What Can a Twenty foot long, Ten foot high Twelve clawed Fire breathing Lizard do without Terrifying the locals? Nothing. Jut Your snout Outside the cave where you Reside and almost Immediately an Angry Mob has been Sent to Drive The Beast Away (Me) Regardless of its Intentions (Which On The Whole are Peaceful), but they will Not listen to me and my Protestations that I Am Actually Nice and looking for a little Company - I even don't Mind what Species it is, as long as it can Talk...
Frankly annoying if you ask me...
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