4 March 2013
Basingstoke? What an Absolute dump! Full of Slobs, with no points of Interest, and Nothing to do! So say the Groaners, who Slander this terrific Town, even when it tries to Overcome its Killjoy reputation. Ever the partisan, I reply.
Ice rinks, swimming pools, a Shopping centre,
Garden parks. Is this Really such an Evil place as you describe it? As I thought. Just looking for somewhere To trash.
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