15 March 2013
It's late, I was flustered, But didn't feel like ham and mustard, So the energy I mustered. To go make me some custard. I tried on the hob, But that turned out lumpy. So I felt like a knob. Feeling quite grumpy. I reached for a jug, To try microwaving. But now I'm the mug, With unsettled cravings. You see; the jug was too small, And the custard went pop. Now I've no custard at all. And needing a mop.
Stablish™
True story; I'll put the pic on my profile of the mess.
No Custard • Opuss № I