17 August 2012
Chapter 1
There once lived a heard of unicorns, Each unicorn had there horn, appart from one. Uni the unicorn was 7 and his horn had been chopped off at birth, this had happend because when mother unicorn gave birth she was off her tits, there for she missed the umbilical cord and chopped his horn off.
Uni the unicorn was sad, all his brothers and sisters took the piss out of him, they said things like 'oi faggot face where is your fuckin horn'
So there he was stood on top of the tallest tree ready to jump.
What will he do find out soon :D
Uni The Unicorn • Opuss № I