12 January 2013
12/01/13
Dear diary, the past few days have been awfully tiring! Officially, it's weekend! *yawn* But because today was not so exiting, you don't know what happened in the past few days, do you? I was in my fairy headquarters, on look-out for that dirty pest, Fleshcreep, and his henchmen. But as usual, when I'm on lookout, I always find something better to do, like manicure, texting, improtant stuff. Of course, if my eyes are not in every direction, I can still hear everything. I herd the wierdesr conversation between Tilly and... a familiar sounding voice: Tilly: Oh but we musn't tell the king! Mystery: Or the giant! Tilly: how are we going to keep our love hidden?! Mystery: I really don' t know now, my darling, but you must keep Luna and Twinkie away from the magic sword in the back of the throne room!
It got sicker and sicker... then it hit me... Fleshcreep and Tilly?! Is this a joke?! Using my leek wand, I carefully got hold of the sword. Fleshcreep in the castle? Not on my watch... I cornered him in a room. Holding my sword out, threatning. "Oh please! Oh please! Have mercy of a humble henchman of the most evil!" he cried. I lifted my sword upwards, but something has changed, like in one second. As if someone had struck me with a spell. I turned around, looked up, no one was there. I looked back at Fleshcreep. His eyes were shining and eager... I dropped my sword at his feet. "Sorry..." I whisper. Got up and stood really close to me. So close I could feel his breath. But that feeling was taken over by justice. "Sorry for not killing you earlier!" I scream, thrusting the whole diamond sword into his stomatch. He fel, on the floor, grimacing in pain. I grabbed the sword out of his body, running my fingers up and down, collecting pruple poisoned blood. Sadly, that wasn't the way to kill Fleshcreep. I pulled my red wand out of my right leather boot, and waved it in the air. "With a wave of my wand, pain, and fire, you will be exiled to the dungeon until your soul will expire! Do not think of putting foot in this castle, for you will face an angry hassle!" A dark purple vortex formed under Fleshcreep, and he slowly vanished. What I'm wondering is this: is he going to be kept immortal by Tilly's undying love?" that's all! love*ack! too much of that* Bye, Luna
Diary of an Assistant Fairy • Opuss № I