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Preparing to thrash my little bro and his mates at laser tag! Xxxx

Opuss № I

I betted on Sunnyhillboy to win! Xxx

NOOOO! • Opuss № I

Anyone betting on the Grand National? What horse? I'm betting on According to Pete and Sunnyhillboy :-) xxx

Grand National Xx • Opuss № I

"After being chased by the police, I crawled out of the bramble bush I'd been hiding in and all the way home. Getting into bed with my girlfriend, I told her I'd had an epiphany. She told me not to take that drug, it's bad for my heart"- Ba…

Think It Goes Like This.... • Opuss № I

My 10 year old bro just asked me what Playboy was and I told him it was a group of girls who dressed like sluts to please men He then asked me "So, do they wear, like, really small tight bikinis?" Total lolage. Xxx

My Bro: Future Comedian. • Opuss № I

First time is funny. Second is irritating. Third... Just don't. Xxxx

Little Bro's EVERYWHERE! • Opuss № I

You know Think Of Me from Phantom of the Opera... Is it a ballad? Xxx

Question • Opuss № I

Love is like a game of chess; you want to win, you have to make your move..... Xxx

Chess.... • Opuss № I

When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you, When I met you, I was afraid to know you, When I knew you, I was afraid to love you, Now I love you, I'm afraid to lose you... Xxxx

When • Opuss № I

I just saw Albus Dumbledore on Lord of the Rings! Xxxx

Woah! X • Opuss № I

My brother (3 years younger) just beat me at chess in front of my parents. Ive been playing for longer, and I could have checkmated him a few moves before. No one knows how awful I feel right now.

The Pain. • Opuss № I

Teacher: Harry, why are you always so dirty! Harry: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!

Pupils Are Clever: 2 • Opuss № I

Teacher: Sam, find America on the map. Sam: *points* here. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Sam.

Pupils Are Clever: 1 • Opuss № I

That guy in the Thames? You know, the guy who completely RUINED the Oxford-Cambridge boat race? Dick. X

Man Of The 'Oar Xxx • Opuss № I

I DON'T HAVE TWITTER! IM NOT A TWIT! xxxx

What's Da Point? Xx • Opuss № I

The girl leant against the wall, graffiti can in hand, staring lazily up at the sky. It was a dark, murky brown, as normal. It had been 15 years since anybody had seen the creamy, natural blue. Not since 2012. That cold, frost bitten day in…

Prologue Xxx • Opuss № I

"I dream of a better tomorrow, when chickens can cross the road, and not have their motives questioned!" xxx

A Chickens Dream Xx • Opuss № I

God gave us two eyes to see, Two ears to hear, Two hands to hold, But why only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one.... Xxx

God Gave Us... • Opuss № I