Washington Irving
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion. - Washington Irving.
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summer27
Lol ..... : P
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing..
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Don't Worry ...
" Don't worry the spider is smaller than you , " " Yeah , so is a grenade, ".
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Knowledge
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..
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True ...
Nothing's really lost until your mum can't find it ..
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.
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Lol
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls..
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Life
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost.
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Frisbee
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..
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Quote 3
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane..
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Quote 2
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?.
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much..
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Girl : I'm ugly. Boy : I'm pregnant. Girl : What . Boy : I thought we were stating things that were impossible <3.
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1 second 1 minute 1 hour 1 day 1 week 1 month 1 year 1 chance 1 life ... <3.
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Riddle
There is one empty goblet And I have a however many drops of water How many drops can I fit in the goblet until it's full Tell me the answer by commenting ;).
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Live Forever
Comment if you would want to live forever like if you would rather die at the end of your lifetime like any normal person...
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Tattoo
Say if you had a tattoo on your face and you went a bit ...wrinkly that would look really weird ....
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Wife And Husband
Wife says " honey , will you still love me when I'm old fat and ugly " Husband replies " of course I do ".
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I Love You
If I had 1 penny for every time I thought of you then I would be a millionaire <3 :) ..
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Shadows
What would life be like if shadows had shadows . Would our shadow have another shadow then that shadow have another shadow . Would the shadows make us jump when we turned around .
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Joke
What do you call a donkey with three legs. A wonkey !.
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