27 December 2012
He reeks of pot
He says I hate the cold
I want to live somewhere
Hot
LA or Texas you know
I'm a super star
Watch my video on
YouTube
Country music is lyrically based dude
But my music is where the true fans are
Curly waxy matted hair
His nose ring says
I went to a hipster bar
There was a hipster fight
He says
It was cute
He went to see a show
He saw a fight
Profanity flies from his mouth
like a jerk in a bar fight
He says every academic lawyer is a fool
And nipples are on his mind
My parents are not always right
And everyone is worthless
Value is hard to find
I should be president
He said
As he sipped his jack and coke
Until he drowned in his ego
enveloped in the smoke
At the local
sports bar
The Rock Star • Opuss № I