Walk on the wild side..
Day off and i sit here donating blood. Everyone should do it. It only takes 20mins but could save someones life.. Go on, be a star. ; ).
Random thought of the day... Walking along the pavement i notice someone couldn't be bothered to pick up their dog pooh.. It got me thinking...
Random thought of the night.. Sensible people hold back having lots of children, as they know they cant afford to raise them, they leave it later and later to start a family...
Top tip of the day... When filling up your car with petrol, make sure you lock the car when going into pay.
Hardest part of today.. Telling a woman her daughter has died. Certainly put's life into perspective. People often wonder what goes through your mind when you have to give the news to someone..
What is it with young lads walking around with their hand down the front of their trousers?... Do they think its going to fall off or something?.
I spent 3 hrs directing traffic after some poor soul gets knocked off his motorbike.. As paramedics treat him,a girl walks past and stops to look..
You think your monday morning is bad?... Try doing a strip search of a crack addict and asking them to bend over whilst you have to look up their backside for things they may have plugged!...
Elderly female seen on the local town cctv trying to rip off a mercedes emblem from a car bonnet. When i get there she's gone into hiding.
6ft 8" grown male reports his 60year old mother for assault.. After calling her the worst mother in the world, she threw a cup of coffee over him....
Driving alone on the nightshift.. Time slowly going by. The radio crackles and i hear my call sign. I cant help but laugh as details are passed of the next job..
Definition of ironic. Man known for burglary calling police to report his bike has been stolen..
Its funny how the same faces pop up.. Everyday like a game,the same people roll through the doors.. I cant help but like some of societies outcasts..
If your arm is broken, people can see it... So they wouldn't expect you to wash the dishes. However if your mind is broken, people cant see it, so they still expect you to be able to do everything...
I like the silence of the night. Driving down endless roads with no-one around. Alone with my thoughts.. I look at the houses as i go by.
The call comes in that a man in the local takeaway is being beaten by two men. When i get there its all over.. One man is being helped back to his feet by passing public.
Girl walks in... 'Hi, I've lost my train ticket and cant get home" Quick check...
Lovely day for a walk through the usual patch.. Random questions /jobs/request of the day. 1. Excuse me, kids have tied string across the road and i was wondering what i should do. Reply: Untie it. 2.
Feels cruel... Someone who's taken an overdose and refuses to go to hospital.. Using their cat as leverage, saying it will be taken off them as they are abandoning it..
Highlight of a friday night so far... Book one into custody and then finding Tesco's have reduced cookies to 8p... Dinner is served. : ).
0100hrs, Lady calls to report her 19 year old son missing.. On arrival i knock on the door and am greeted by 'have you found him?'. No madam, i reply. I haven't taken a report yet.
I pulled up outside the address. Ambulance was already on scene.