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@joijoi74

Ain't Love Grand

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Unknown.

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@joijoi74

Haters

People who hate you are just your confused admirers. They can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you..

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@BentheHandsome

Genius

Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!!.

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@HarryG95

Reality...

Reality is a hallucination brought on by lack of alcohol..

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@HarryG95

Mind Trick

If Pinocchio were to say "my nose will grow right now", what would happen. Mind = blown..

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@overskill

iPod Optimism

My iPod is really optimistic. When it said it had around 50percent battery left, it died. Is anyone else's iPod this thick?.

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@LOSBC

Blackadder

Let's not forget, Baldrick, that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head..

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@Will10203

Qwerty

By will ----------------- My Computer is qwerty. My iPod is qwerty. My iPhone is qwerty..

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