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@RealMahomie

'Roses' Roses are red, the grass is green, I want you in my bed, if you know what I mean;-) 'Slap you' I didn't slap you...I just high-fived your face.

@drmangle

Origami

Is it just me or dose everyone become an origami expert whilst on the last peace of toilet roll!.

@Smurf

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives..

@zbop

Bus

I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

@billbobeany

I'm not weird, just genetically blessed xx ;).

@naaviie

Buying Happiness

"Those who say money can't buy you happiness, clearly don't know where to shop." - unknown.

@SianRLD

Screen Freeze!

Windows. Just another pane in the glass..

@Mr_Coolio

IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!.