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@Puppy

Hamsters

I buy 2 hamsters and I name one 'one' and the second one 'two'. I lose 'one'. I still have two....

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@JoshCourtneyy

Dark Joke

Whats red and has two legs. A deer with its legs cut off.

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@TheRuebenosMan

Elephants

Two elephants fell of a cliff... BOOM BOOM.

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@rubyisapenguin

Snail Joke

What do you call a snail on a boat. - a snailor ;).

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@JamieGreen95

Tortoise Joke

I distorted a tortoise the other day; now it's just an oise..

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@alycat

Hey U

Hey u, ya u. "You wanna play duck duck goose with me?" "sure" "ok I'll get the duck u get the goose!" (no, seriously).

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@jjfighter

Silly Jokes

There were 2 cows in a field. The 1st one said to the 2nd one: have you heard about the man cow disease that's going around. The second one said: yeah, makes me glad I'm a penguin!.

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@masterchief

The Scary Chicken

The chicken was bright yellow with us scary red eye his hair looked like a terrorist that had got a bomb in his mouth why couldn't he cross the road ?.

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