Not saying i hate you... But if you were really hurt and i had a phone to call the ambulence... Ide order pizza ;)
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Not saying i hate you... But if you were really hurt and i had a phone to call the ambulence... Ide order pizza ;)
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Teenager..(:
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Benjamin Franklin.
'When I was a kid, I was scared of the dentist - he was a paedophile.' --Jimmy Carr.
Me: What's the Indiana state flower. Mom: Let's see if Siri can be a dumb bitch. *opens Siri* What's the Indiana state flower.
Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense dancing :).
A good friend will bail you out of jail... A best friend will be sat next to you saying "that was brilliant".
Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so near to Monday?....
"The knack lies in learning how to throw your self at the ground and miss." Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
If happiness comes in small packages.. What comes in big packages?.
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