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@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, every time I drink a cup of hot chocolate I get a stabbing pain in the eye • Try taking the spoon out first.

@mpallister24

Doctor doctor, I've gone all crumbly, like a cheese biscuit... • you're crackers.

@Twilightianalex

Opuss. Your AMAZING..

@Twilightianalex

Me Yay.

556- opuss's 43- following 70- followers 65- rank That's me guys. 19th June 16.33 (4:33) 71% battery charge in my phone. Random..

@KitKat

My Granny's Last Words

Some of you may have heard this song. It means so, so much to me as it was my beloved grandma's last words.

@Bwmillgate12

Eastenders and neighbours

I like Eastenders and neighbours.

@Twilightianalex

Hi guys, I'm writing a story and the next part has a casino in it. Does anyone know what a casino looks like?.

@mymateoli

Walking The Dog

Isn't it awkward when you're walking your boy dog and someone asks, oh, what is HER name??.