Have You Ever?

@Karrollee

Eating Again?!

I just want to eat, Please let me eat, I must eat, I have to eat. I don't care about my diet, Nevermind the diet, Who cares about the diet, Screw the diet.

@33lopn78

Don't you just hate it when wifi goes down!!. I feel naked without the Internet.

@33lopn78

If you sext, do you get a phoner?.

@WrightBros

No Message Intended

There was an old riddle that stated that the longest word in the English language is "smiles" simply because there is a "mile" between the first and last letter.

@marilynsmind

Blue

"If you're feeling blue try painting yourself a different colour" Hannah Cheaton.

@Karrollee

Alphabet Writing

A Boy Came Down Eating Fries. Going Home In a Hurry. Just Kidding. Luke Moves Nothing Out of Place Questioning Reasons Saying, "To Umbrellas, Very Well done. Xylophone. Yes. Zylophone.

@BlueIcecream

When I'm Mad...

When I'm mad at my mom, I don't scream I hate you or slam the door. I just go and flick on and off the light switch. That's right, raise that bitches electricity bill -famoussayings.

@ClaireTilley

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, what do we do. We swim swim swim" -Dory .