Mad Hatter

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #4

Natalie: [Harry gets angry and is destroying the phone, his wife approach him, saying:] Harry. Harry. It's a inanimate f*cking object. Harry: [to wife] You're an inanimate f*ckin' object!.

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #13

Ken: Ray, did we or did we not agree that if I let you go on your date tonight, you'd do the things I wanted to do today. Ray: We are doing the things you wanted to do today.

@33Guetta78

In Bruges #15

Ray: I saw your midget today. Little p*ick didn't even say hello. Chloë: Well, he's on a lot of ketamine. Ray: What's that. Chloë: Um, horse tranquilizer. Ray: Horse tranquilizer. Where'd he get that.

@InkyPiano

Cheese

Possibly one of the greatest descriptions of cheese ever, from QI Season 7 Episode 10 David Mitchell- It's gone off already. I mean, cheese, basically, hasn't it.

@nikujagagirl

Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude: the wonderful feeling knowing that somewhere in the world someone actually has a crappier life than you do..

@MiraclesGalore

Roses are red, my name isn't Dave. I love The Wanted. Microwave..

@33Guetta78

Sponge Bob

I don't know what Squidward's problem is, I would love to live next to Sponge Bob..

@tattyteddy

Alice: why -is- a raven like a writing desk. Mad Hatter: I haven't the slightest idea.