1 June 2012
As we got in the ambulance, the paramedic asked me how it happened,"Well sir, it's a long complicated story: do you want the long version or short?" the paramedic just shrugged, so I decided the long version," It all started 3-4years ago, I met this amazing girl called Sally, not her,"I said pointing towards Chelsea," and we were together for 18months and I asked her to marry me. She said yes and I gave her this ring,"I fished around my bag-sized pocket until I found the small velvet diamond ring and showed it the guy,"about 6weeks later I tried to ask her if she wants to have a child, she said no. I got so mad, I got another girlfriend and then my fiancé got murdered. Now I've asked Chelsea here," I said nodded at the lady in the stretcher with gas and air attached to her nostrils,"to marry me and she went all dizzy and collapsed, leaving me here with no answer!" the paramedic just looked up from my beloved and put his arm around my back in a cheery way,
"Sorry mate, but, I think your 'beloved' has got a brain chumor, which is very fatal, sorry again sir."
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