16 December 2012
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight dodgy clocks, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine old frocks, eight dodgy clocks, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten rusty locks, nine old frocks, eight dodgy clocks, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven light bulbs, ten rusty locks, nine old frocks, eight dodgy clocks, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three,
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve water guns! Eleven light bulbs, ten rusty locks, nine old frocks, eight dodgy clocks, seven smelly socks, six tatty teddies, Five Toilet Rolls! Four pots and pans, three rubber chickens, two football shirts and a bra that was meant to hold three!
On The First Day Of Christmas! • Opuss № I