@tattyteddy

LOVE THIS

'So your the: boss, the electrician and the janitor..must be a killer Christmas party - don't get drunk though, one of you might need a ride home!'.

@hannahholdenxo

Are you seriously saying that something I want, isn't going to happen - Jack Whitehall - Fresh Meat.

@nikujagagirl

Random Quote #124

I'm crazy in my own crazy way..

@toriaelizabeth

Knowledge

Knowledge is know a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad..

@33Guetta78

I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned..

@nappzz

Whatever you do, always give a 100 percent.....unless you're donating blood..

@BellaMaple

Blind Criticism

"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know how hard life is for the visually impaired.".

@tattyteddy

You must be Bruce, I've been expecting you..