BEELZEBOSS
I'm the devil, I love metal.
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tbhg92
Hi my name is Tristan I'm 20 and I am a freerunner that loves ice skating and I'm addicted to music it's my home away from home without I would die.
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Stories by @tbhg92 (10)
Public Transport
They say they want to turn al transport to busses and trains well that's not a good fucking idea when the trains don't even go to your destination because repairs are going on at a station that's 2...
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My Life
This ain't a song for the brokenhearted. No silent prayer for the faith departed. And I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd. You're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud. It's my life.
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Men & Women
Q- why were men invented. A- coz vibrators can't buy rounds. Q- why were women invented. A- coz sheep can't cook..
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Perfect Two
Your the apple to my pie. Your the straw to my berry. Your the smoke to my high. And you the one I wanna marry. Cos I'm the one for you, for you. And your the one for me, for me.
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Clouds
Stupid clouds go away Let the sun come out and say hey.
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Sick Joke
Q- what's red and runs up your leg. A- a homesick period..
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Untitled
Why do our parents always tell us to let them finish speaking but when it's our turn they always interrupt us.
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Untitled
Humpty dumpty sat on the bed Little Bo peep was giving him head As he came she started to weep She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep..
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Simple True Love
I love the way you stand in my way. You won’t move ’till you get a kiss. And how you tell me that my name. It tastes so sweet on your lips. I love the way you hold me with your eyes.
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