16 April 2012
Start with some good music, blues or hard rock. You should feel a bit dirty when you mix this drink. Which reminds me, this isn't a cocktail and that's important. It's a grogg.
You need moonshine whisky. Pour that in a glass, preferably a dirty one. Not from milk or soda or crap like that, but from booze. If you don't have a dirty glass, well make yourself one!
Next, tomato juice. Pour some in the glass too. Stir, don't shake the bloody motherfucker because it'll make a mess all over the place. Which is fine in general, but it's a waste of good alcohol. We can't have that, can we?
Feeling fancy? Then add some tabasco. This is entirely optional and generally frowned upon by the Wicked Brothers.
Drink. Then drink up.
There's a good boy/girl/whatever. Now pour me one before things get ugly.
Bloody Motherfucker • Opuss № I