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There is a drama and majesty to landscapes that can be drawn using a straight edge.

Flat • Opuss № I

I had to visit 6 recycling centres before I found one with a charity book bank. I can't decide if this is good or bad. Either people around here don't read, or they treasure books so much they can't bear to part with them. I hope it's the …

Book Lovers? • Opuss № I

I talk with the sheep farmer About the quality of his grazing land And hope my city roots aren't showing

Disguise • Opuss № I

While looking at pictures of sea creatures: B: Pufferfish! Me: No, fuh for fish. B: Cuttlefish! Me: My phonetic jokes are wasted on you, aren't they?

Conversations with a toddler • Opuss № I

When the news reader spoke of terrorism and shoe bombs I heard choux bombe and thought of a massive, chilled profiterole. Mmmm.

News flash • Opuss № I