6 August 2012
Hello? Hello? I'm calling today to complain about the sandwich I bought at your Tea Time Sandwiches shop on
London.
Hello, how can I help you today?
I've just told you.
Hello, how can I help you today?
Sigh.
Press one to make a formal complaint.
* Le press
One *
Press two to make a request.
* Press one *
* Angry *
AGGH. I. WANT. TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN BEING, NOT. A. MACHINE! H-U-M-A-N PLEASE?
(Carries on for a long time)
* CRACKLE *
Hi, do you wish to make a
Formal complaint?
FINALLY! Thank you. A human, at last.
Dude, its been a human
The whole time. A human listening. And filming. YOUTUBE HERE WE COME!
Doh.
How Can I Help You Today? • Opuss № I