2 August 2012
Sorry I didn't use two of the words!
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Hello, magnificent land of opussia. BREAKING NEWS.
I am just running to the scene with my camera crew, my person employed to do an evil villain laugh whenever I want him to, and some random person wearing goggles and a rubber ring.
It seems there are hot dogs falling not from the sky, but shooting up from pot holes in the ground!
Groups of magpies are taking advantage of the free and easy to find food.
Clowns usually slip over on a BANANA peel, right? Well, they've taken to slipping over on the hot dogs. In fact, the hot dogs are flying so high, people on the highest points of roller coasters have been having the hot dogs for snacks on the ride. A bunch of gangster pigeons have been competing with the magpies for the hot dogs.
As you can see by reading this, it really is an utter scene of madness!
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