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thatjohnmc

Man, 29 seeks laughter or groans with what I shall write.

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thatjohnmc
thatjohnmc
2012-07-21T21:52:32

Joke Five

Just to keep things fun, my safe word during sex is "No, stop that it hurts".

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thatjohnmc
thatjohnmc
2012-07-21T21:49:21

Joke Four

Sex is just practice for masterbating..

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thatjohnmc
thatjohnmc
2012-07-10T11:26:38

Joke Three

I've just been asked to model the latest line in balaclava's..

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thatjohnmc
thatjohnmc
2012-07-08T17:50:08

Joke Two

It's only fitting that I watch one born every minute. I've got a pile of DVDs showing how to make a baby.

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thatjohnmc
thatjohnmc
2012-07-08T17:27:59

Joke One

Couple in Nandos having huge argument. I wouldn't normally take sides but they were distracted and those piri chips looked TOO good!.

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