thatjohnmc
Just to keep things fun, my safe word during sex is "No, stop that it hurts"
Sex is just practice for masterbating.
I've just been asked to model the latest line in balaclava's.
It's only fitting that I watch one born every minute. I've got a pile of DVDs showing how to make a baby
Couple in Nandos having huge argument. I wouldn't normally take sides but they were distracted and those piri chips looked TOO good!