thatjohnmc

Just to keep things fun, my safe word during sex is "No, stop that it hurts"

Joke Five • Opuss № I

Sex is just practice for masterbating.

Joke Four • Opuss № I

I've just been asked to model the latest line in balaclava's.

Joke Three • Opuss № I

It's only fitting that I watch one born every minute. I've got a pile of DVDs showing how to make a baby

Joke Two • Opuss № I

Couple in Nandos having huge argument. I wouldn't normally take sides but they were distracted and those piri chips looked TOO good!

Joke One • Opuss № I