18 June 2012
Inspired by the genius of @Danish
Loui: "What's that?"
"It's my lunch"
Loui: "Can I have some?"
"No"
Loui: URGH!!! You licked the lid of the yoghurt!!!
"Stop looking at me in disgust you furry twat! You lick the scar where your balls use to be!"
"TWAT!"
NB: This does not do @Danish any justice, mine is awful in comparison. These are merely the things I imagine my dog saying.
Conversation With My Dog • Opuss № I