30 May 2012
Burnt skin in the bath,
What can I say?
It's not a laugh.
Get in, red bits,
Wait a min! Are those MY tits!?
White patches avoided the sun,
But my breasts are as white as my bubble clad bum!
Eased in, laid down,
My face, tiger striped, does show a frown.
Screw this I'm hot,
Stay in this bath? I think not.
Sun seeker,
Tan greeter,
Didn't work that way!
Thank god we only get a couple days,
At least that's all I have to say.
Ouch • Opuss № I