5 September 2012
I love going to the car boot every Sunday - not just for the bargains but for the banter also. Last week I was at a stall with a young lad to my right and a 'grumpy old man' type to my left. The stall holder was showing the lad some iPod docking stations - "How much?" asked the lad.
"The loose ones are £3 and the boxed ones are a fiver. Everything looks better in a box, doesn't it?"
As quick as a flash the grumpy old man blurted out "My wife would!"
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