10 March 2013
#sundayrepost (8 months ago)
Today I was the victim of an unprovoked attack But I didn't have the courage or the will to fight them back So I thought that I'd just sit there and pretend they don't exist Just eat my choccy biscuits and devour a pack of crisps Then maybe they'd just go away, not give a second glance And I'd be left unbothered... Yeah?.... not a fucking chance!
They came at me in numbers, Several hundred hit my gut Attacked my arms and legs and face and even kicked my butt And when at last they finished I surveyed the swollen mess That used to be my body and I cried, I must confess So if you wanna look good Then listen to me please You've got to learn to fight those sodding bastard CALORIES!!
Fight The Good Fight • Opuss № I