24 June 2012
I read this poem for the first time this morning and I nearly laughed my pollocks off. It's the first poem of 23 in the book "Filthy but Funny" by Lesley Michaels. Check her out.
Small, Medium and Large
It would be best if condoms Came in medium, large and small, Instead of having just one size That claims to be for all. The trouble is with this of course, Men being what they are, Would not admit to being small, Or slightly under par. They'd all be buying extra large Coz they would not admit That actually the extra small would be a better fit. Us ladies say it all the time, We try to make it clear That size is not important But the men don't seem to hear. A good imagination And a steamy licky tongue Is really more exciting Than the need to be well hung.
Filthy but Funny • Opuss № I