8 February 2013
One sunny day Jack decided to have a shit. However, he'd forgotten about the Poundland toilet paper which of course was like "40 grit " sandpaper and left him rather sore (to say the bloody least!).
Not being one to give in he coated the next sheet with a tub and a half of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" but that didn't work either. Never mind Jack, butter, I mean better luck next time...
From A Jack To A Kink • Opuss № I