4 February 2013

Billy: "Hey, what's this I hear about them finding the bones of an old English king under some car-park?"

Jimmy: "Yeah, that's right! Apparently it's 'Dick the Shit'."

Billy: "What do ya mean 'Dick the Shit' !" There's never been an English king called 'Dick the Shit' !"

Jimmy: "Well, that's what Paddy told me."

Paddy: "No Oi didn't! Oi said 'Richard the Turd' !"

(Ah, the old ones are the best ones!)

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