15 September 2012

I wish I was a seagull Flying in the sky And if you stare To see who's there I'll shit right in your eye

I wish I was a mongrel A vicious little mutt And if perchance You give a glance I'll bite your ugly butt

And if I was a pussy cat With long extended claws Don't look at me! I guarantee I'll rip off your crown jewels!

Now what can be the reason For me to cause such pain? It's the f***ing football season And the " Saints " have lost again!

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