8 July 2012

The kettle whistles out it's tune

As Jimmy thinks " Oh, what a goon !

I thought I'd met the perfect mate "

( She moved in after just one date ! )

He pours the water in the cup

Stirs in the milk and takes a sup

" I can't believe she took the lot,

The TV, iPad, all I've got."

His heartstrings feel a little tug

" Yeah, I've been taken for a mug ! "

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