10 January 2013
I'm a super-duper Kryptonian alien, but no need to make a fuss So long as you don't compare me to that nosy Parker radioactive spider's puss! I can fly, got x-ray vision, super strength, and heat ray eyes And that bollocks about me and Robin is just a load of f***ing lies! That bastard Batman's just jealous 'cos MY cape's a shiny red And I'm sure there's something going on between him and that old tosser Alfred. Still, there's something that confuses me, and it's this....100 percent Of those stupid prats from Smallville can't see that I'm Clark Kent!
( apparently wearing a pair of glasses and combing your hair differently is the ultimate disguise....really?)
Superman • Opuss № I