9 June 2012
What a wonderful person my wife is! I love her to bits! I knew she was planning a big surprise for my birthday and she's just told me what it is. She applied to get us on one of those TV shows and we've been accepted! And guess what..... she's only managed to get my best mate on as well! I don't know what the prizes are or how hard the questions will be, but she said there'll be some tests involved. I just hope I'm not too thick!
So, hope you'll all tune in to see me soon on the...'what's it called again love?'
Oh, yeah...The Jeremy Kyle Show!
It's gonna be the best day of my life!
Surprise ! Surprise ! • Opuss № I