18 November 2012
I was looking in a jeweller's shop window yesterday hoping to get some idea on what to get ' She Who Must Be Obeyed ' for Christmas when I had to look twice at a certain piece. Do you know those pendants that say No.1 MUM or No.1 WIFE, usually with the word MUM or WIFE being spelt downward? Well, I saw one at least 50mm in height that said No.1 AUNT but the clasp was leaning over obscuring the first letter - I knew a letter was there, I just couldn't see what it was. My first reaction was "Who'd buy something saying that?!"
I guess I've just got a dirty mind.
That's A Fanny Piece Of Jewellery ! • Opuss № I