26 November 2012

Warning!

Contains a few naughty words.

This works better if you can imagine the corresponding accents as you read each line.

"Shit myself, haven't you boyo !" said the Welshman to the Jock. "Ah, fuck off ya sheep-shagging bastard afore I toss ye in the Loch !" "Ha ha! That's telling you Taffy !" said Pat, "To be sure ! To be sure !" "Oh, shut up Mick !" said the English prick "You're becoming SUCH a bore !"

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