7 June 2012
I cast my mind back recently to my schooldays and my memory latched onto this little nugget (not my own work, just some thing I remembered).
But first a WARNING !! to all kittens: Contains explicit swear words.
' Twas in the day of Rabbi Ben Ezra With Daniel in the lions' den " How goeth it Daniel? " asked the King " Shit ! " said Daniel " Shit ? " said the King And the Kings' word being law 20,000 asses creaked and creased and crept into cracks and crapped and having crapped crept out again. Now there was so much shit about that people started throwing it at random, but Random, being a crafty cunt, ducked and a turd hit the Queen on the back of the head. " Fuck me ! " said the Queen, more in hope than expectation, and 20,000 slaves set upon her....
That's all I can remember ...
Those Were The Days • Opuss № I