20 July 2012
That's 'cause a foreign object's
Blocking up the sink.
It's caused a kinda pressure
That backs up to the loo
The thingy whatsit's leaking
And the air is turning blue !
I call the local plummer
Say "I need you here, today !"
He laughs and says "You're joking mate,
No chance ! No f***ing way !
So I leg it to the local
To have myself a drink
The landlord comes up smiling
( Someone's given him the wink !)
"I hear you've got a problem !"
He smiles from ear to ear,
I say " Yeah, too much water in this f***ing pint of beer !"
Water • Opuss № I