20 July 2012

That's 'cause a foreign object's

Blocking up the sink.

It's caused a kinda pressure

That backs up to the loo

The thingy whatsit's leaking

And the air is turning blue !

I call the local plummer

Say "I need you here, today !"

He laughs and says "You're joking mate,

No chance ! No f***ing way !

So I leg it to the local

To have myself a drink

The landlord comes up smiling

( Someone's given him the wink !)

"I hear you've got a problem !"

He smiles from ear to ear,

I say " Yeah, too much water in this f***ing pint of beer !"

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